When Kimberly Williams-Paisley announced your name tonight I have to admit my heart did a little flutter. It's pretty exciting to see you perform on stage. I was excited to see you nominated again for Entertainer of the year. But what were you thinking? Who chose that outfit for you? I think they need to be fired. What happened to the skin tight jeans Kenny that we all know and love (and like to look at)? You looked like you just got off work at Radio Shack. Or you must have just come from a funeral because no country music singer I know dresses like that. Not any that have songs on the radio at least. Your grey dress pants were way too long and too baggy. And were those pleats in the front? Seriously. If you went to the Men's Warehouse you need to go get your money back. They guarantee after all, that you will like how you look. Once you see the pictures of yourself I'm sure you will be at their door first thing in the morning. I'm sorry to give you such a bad time but it's really for your own good. Congratulations for winning for a third year in a row. Now you are tied with Alabama and Alan Jackson for most Entertainer of the Year CMA's. Don't worry, you haven't lost this devoted fan. I still will melt every time I hear your voice and I have high hopes for the return of the tight jeans.
Your devoted fan,
Darilyn
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You are too funny! Although I do agree with you:) I was thinking about you the whole time I was watching the CMAs. I hope you had fun!
Funny post although I am oblivious to the country music scene. The only people in my high school who listened to country music were a handful of guys who drove a truck with a confederate flag and pretended to be racist.
haha! love the letter!
maybe he let his mother pick out his clothes for the evening. It was definitely sad to not see the tight jeans last night!
You are a crack up!
Oh man...you make me laugh! I like the tight pants, too ;)
I've read this post about five times now. I can't decide if it is because it makes me laugh so hard or if I just really like "look #1".
ok make that six! Does staring at the picture for a few minutes count as reading your post?
Merilee-you crack me up.
LOL that's too funny!
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